I knew I recognized that ho from...
Apparently, you have no problem letting them roam, as evidenced by your site and your breakout performance on The Howard Stern Show.
I approached them and said that I have the best real tits you’ve ever seen, I want to come on the show and prove it. I knew that’s something they couldn’t resist. I was looking for a way to promote my Web site, rita-g.com.
Even if it meant getting felt up by everybody in the studio and, the highlight, getting your nipple sucked on?
The thing is, I had to endure that, and I couldn’t have my normal knee-jerk reaction when ol’ dude went for my nipple, which was to smack him. I had to suppress that and let them think they were two steps ahead of me when I was really two steps ahead of them. Each time they said my Web site, that’s worth money. I knew no matter how bad they attempted to humiliate me, I was still pimping that show.
Damn, those are some powerful ta-ta’s.
My tits will make anybody love a pair of tits. I’m still amazed how perfect they are. It’s not about size; it’s about the symmetry, the natural cleavage, the fullness, the firmness and the juiciness. They’re like pregnant tits that’ll just draw you in, in a powerful way. When you have that kind of distraction going on, people start agreeing to things that you say without listening.
May 22nd
?uestlove's already pulled my card...
HipHopDX: Your good friend Byron Crawford wrote of Rising Down, “A strong contender, along with Game Theory, for worst Roots album to date…They might just consider finally hanging it up.” Would you like to use this interview as an opportunity to formally challenge him to a fair one?
?uestlove: [Laughs]. Oh no dude, like I know Byron. I already pulled his card. The more he insults us, that’s his trick ya know. Actually I’d be disappointed if he liked the record.
May 7th